A little life update! (9/29/25)

 

Sauron here signing on.

Big news. And you’ve probably already heard the news. I mean or else I don’t know what our people are doing if you haven't. I'm kinda a big deal around here. Okay okay I’ll get to it… we saw the fall of Filgolfin.

If you’re asking yourself who the hell Fingolfin was you might as well as just leave. What good are you then? Seriously, I am not joking, I do not have the time for that. But either way your potential insolence definitely doesn’t change the fact that it happened. And you know it pains me greatly that Melkor was injured… but you know we win some we lose others. Am I right? But most importantly we won that fight. He’ll heal I’m sure of it. But as a result I’d like to list some of our (my) greatest accomplishments since then:

1. Lord of werewolves. 

2. Minas Tirith was taken by assault.

3. The Isle of Tol Sirion became accursed. 

4. It then became Tol-in-Gaurhoth, the Isle of Werewolves. 

I mean when we look at it all of these accomplishments are really mine to own. Like what if I hadn’t become lord of the werewolves? Then I might've spared Minas Tirith and the Isle of Sirion. Well, maybe not… Definitely, not, but that's neither here nor there. The fact of the matter is though that I DID have to get a place for my poor, previously unled and uncertain, dearest werewolves to live. I couldn’t just leave them out in the street could I? Now they have all of the streets and the previous occupants for company… or food. That’s a bit much even for me, but come on they're practically animals I can only do so much. 

But I also created a tower. I love my tower. It's a wonderful fortress for Melkor and no one can dare come through the vale I’ve put in the area to get to it without my permission. And, of course, I love my power. It’s only making me more amazing, which we already knew, but doesn’t hurt to reiterate. 

That’s all for now. I’ve got LOTS to do unlike some of you. I swear nothing gets done around here. Can’t even get this damn tower cleaned properly. 

Signing off,

Stay cruel and evil, 

Your’s truly, 

Sauron